Alpha battalion recruiting

Mobilize your customers.
Build your brand's army.

Pump Army is the command center for ecommerce brands deploying Handshake TLDs to their customers. Every purchase recruits a soldier — armed with their own domain, community access, and a foothold on the agentic web.

Active deployment dotbartender.com

Loyalty programs retreat.
Armies advance.

Discount codes expire. Email lists get ignored. A Handshake TLD gives your best customers something they carry forever — rank, identity, and belonging in the army you're building around your brand.

Issue the uniform

Deploy a custom Handshake TLD as your brand's namespace. Every customer who buys in earns their call sign — like shawn.bartender — a badge that says they're part of your unit.

Fortify the ranks

This isn't a mailing list. It's a battalion. Your TLD grants members exclusive access, shared identity, and territory your brand owns outright — not leased from Big Tech.

Arm them for the agentic web

Agentic domains are the next weapon in the arsenal. Identity, payments, credentials, AI agents — all routed through a name your soldiers can shout across a crowded room.

Three maneuvers to mobilize your customers

From first purchase to full enlistment — how brands turn buyers into soldiers.

01

Secure your territory

Claim a Handshake extension that matches your brand — .bartender, .chef, .maker. Your TLD. Your namespace. Your rules of engagement.

02

Deploy at checkout

Pump Army integrates with your ecommerce operation. When customers purchase qualifying gear, they earn the right to enlist and claim their call sign on your extension.

03

Grow the army

Every new recruit strengthens the battalion. Their domain becomes dog tags — identity, access credentials, tip jar, portfolio, and forward base for everything you build next.

First deployment: .bartender

dotbartender.com was our inaugural mission. Bar brands arm customers who buy their products with the .bartender Handshake extension — issuing call signs like shawn.bartender to soldiers in the field.

  • Call sign — A namespace that broadcasts "I'm in the unit"
  • Field payments — "Send it to shawn.bartender" beats fumbling with wallet addresses in a firefight of a Friday night bar
  • First-mover advantage — Handshake TLDs are the .com land grab of the mid-90s. Position now.
  • Base access — The domain is the keycard to member benefits and operations still being built
Inspect the deployment

Powered by Handshake (HNS)

Handshake is a decentralized naming protocol — sovereign territory outside traditional DNS. Your brand doesn't rent namespace from registrars. You own the extension. You command the ranks.

Browser support is still deploying (Chrome compatibility inbound). That's the window. The brands that secured .com in 1995 didn't wait for everyone else to catch up. Neither should you.

HNS Sovereign TLDs
Agentic Armed identities
Beta Live exercises
Recruiting alpha officers

Command the first wave.
Launch your brand's army.

Pump Army is in early experimental beta — live exercises, not polished war games. We're recruiting ecommerce brands ready to deploy Handshake TLDs and build real battalions, the way dotbartender.com mobilized the bar industry.

  • You've got a product line and customers passionate enough to enlist
  • You're done with loyalty programs that feel like surrendering to platforms
  • You're willing to move first while the territory is still unclaimed

Tell us your brand, your product line, and what TLD you'd deploy. This is a hands-on alpha — we review every application personally.